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Ring of Honor
EPSOFF CHAMPIONS
👑 Reigning champion: Alex — Lex Needs Top Brother (2025)
Title history
2025🏆
ReigningAlex
Lex Needs Top Brother
🥈 Natchez · Buck my Pukay
🥉 Louis · Ron Mexico
2024🏆
Jerome
Captain Jack
🥈 Michael · Dallas Socks
🥉 Docking But With Dicks · Docking But With Dicks
2023🏆
Andrew
Strong Men Also Cry
🥈 Beaniboi Faggoy · Beaniboi Faggoy
🥉 Pat · Big Legs
2022🏆
Ernie
SpaceHeaterTapOut
🥈 Alex · Lex's Gold Rush
🥉 Teddy · LA Lumberjacks
All-time titles (4 seasons)
Alex · 🏆Jerome · 🏆Andrew · 🏆Ernie · 🏆
Notable: Alex is a two-time finalist — runner-up in 2022 (Lex's Gold Rush) and champion in 2025.
Draft-day projections vs. reality
2025
🌟 Cinderella Alex
Lex Needs Top Brother · proj 4 → 1 (+3)
💩 Choke Logan
Head Hunch · proj 5 → 9 (-4)
2024
🌟 Cinderella Jerome
Captain Jack · proj 8 → 1 (+7)
💩 Choke Logan
Head Hunch · proj 6 → 10 (-4)
2023
🌟 Cinderella Jerome
The Infirmary · proj 10 → 5 (+5)
💩 Choke Teddy
LA Lumberjacks · proj 1 → 7 (-6)
2022
🌟 Cinderella Alex
Lex's Gold Rush · proj 9 → 2 (+7)
💩 Choke Jerome
Jerry Saturday · proj 1 → 9 (-8)
All-time biggest choke: Jerome (as "Jerry Saturday") — projected #1, finished 9th in 2022. Biggest Cinderella: tie at +7 — Alex (2022, 9th→2nd) and Jerome (2024, 8th→champ). Jerome owns both ends of the spectrum.
Playoff brackets (Wk 16–17)
2025 playoffs🏆 Alex
Semifinal
▸ (1) Alex190.40
(4) Louis90.70
Semifinal
▸ (2) Natchez201.46
(3) Andrew106.10
Championship
▸ (1) Alex156.52
(2) Natchez112.30
3rd-place game
(3) Andrew85.30
▸ (4) Louis94.48
2024 playoffs🏆 Jerome
Semifinal
▸ (1) Jerome205.92
(4) Natchez172.38
Semifinal
▸ (2) Michael162.54
(3) Andrew153.78
Championship
▸ (1) Jerome155.68
(2) Michael152.22
3rd-place game
▸ (3) Andrew126.88
(4) Natchez116.74
2023 playoffs🏆 Andrew
Semifinal
(1) Michael97.94
▸ (4) Andrew175.88
Semifinal
(2) Pat131.00
▸ (3) Logan159.00
Championship
(3) Logan124.52
▸ (4) Andrew143.84
3rd-place game
(1) Michael92.06
▸ (2) Pat136.50
2022 playoffs🏆 Ernie
Semifinal
(1) Teddy126.36
▸ (4) Ernie151.04
Semifinal
(2) Pat85.30
▸ (3) Alex161.56
Championship
(3) Alex90.56
▸ (4) Ernie147.98
3rd-place game
▸ (1) Teddy131.12
(2) Pat73.10
Manager rap sheets
Ernie 🏆best 1st · worst 9th
2025 7th2024 8th2023 9th2022 1st
🌟 2022: 5th→1st (+4) · 💩 2024: 7th→8th (-1)
Alex 🏆best 1st · worst 9th
2025 1st2024 9th2023 8th2022 2nd
🌟 2022: 9th→2nd (+7) · 💩 2023: 7th→8th (-1)
Andrew 🏆best 1st · worst 6th
2025 4th2024 3rd2023 1st2022 6th
🌟 2023: 5th→1st (+4) · 💩 2025: 1st→4th (-3)
Jerome 🏆best 1st · worst 9th
2025 5th2024 1st2023 5th2022 9th
🌟 2024: 8th→1st (+7) · 💩 2022: 1st→9th (-8)
Natchez best 2nd · worst 6th
2025 2nd2024 4th2023 6th2022 5th
🌟 2022: 8th→5th (+3) · 💩 2023: 6th→6th (0)
Michael best 2nd · worst 8th
2025 6th2024 2nd2023 4th2022 8th
🌟 2024: 4th→2nd (+2) · 💩 2025: 2nd→6th (-4)
Logan best 2nd · worst 10th
2025 9th2024 10th2023 2nd2022 10th
🌟 2023: 4th→2nd (+2) · 💩 2025: 5th→9th (-4)
Teddy best 3rd · worst 10th
2025 10th2024 6th2023 7th2022 3rd
🌟 2022: 3rd→3rd (+0) · 💩 2023: 1st→7th (-6)
Pat best 3rd · worst 8th
2025 8th2024 5th2023 3rd2022 4th
🌟 2022: 6th→4th (+2) · 💩 2024: 2nd→5th (-3)
Louis best 3rd · worst 10th
2025 3rd2024 7th2023 10th2022 7th
🌟 2025: 6th→3rd (+3) · 💩 2022: 2nd→7th (-5)
2026 managers
AlexLex Needs Top Brother
TeddyLA Lumberjacks
MichaelDallas Socks
JeromeCaptain Jack
AndrewRamble On Roseman
PatBig Legs
NatchezBuck my Pukay
ErnieErnHolmgren
LouisRon Mexico
LoganHead Hunch
Records Book
POWER RANKINGS
All-time regular season, 2022–2025.
All-time record (ranked by win %)
| Mgr | W-L-T | Win% | PF | PA | Moves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Alex | 35-24-1 | 59% | 7996 | 7718 | 162 |
| 2. Michael | 35-24-1 | 59% | 7915 | 7772 | 102 |
| 3. Andrew | 33-27-0 | 55% | 7682 | 7604 | 53 |
| 4. Natchez | 32-28-0 | 53% | 7684 | 7428 | 145 |
| 5. Jerome | 30-30-0 | 50% | 7889 | 7751 | 177 |
| 6. Pat | 30-30-0 | 50% | 7725 | 7653 | 97 |
| 7. Teddy | 28-32-0 | 47% | 7646 | 7545 | 92 |
| 8. Louis | 27-33-0 | 45% | 7553 | 7795 | 50 |
| 9. Ernie | 26-34-0 | 43% | 7306 | 7514 | 32 |
| 10. Logan | 23-37-0 | 38% | 7093 | 7709 | 94 |
Win% counts ties as half. PF/PA and moves are 4-season totals.
🔥 Best single seasons
Alex 2025 · Lex Needs Top Brother14-1 · 2251 PF
Jerome 2024 · Captain Jack11-4 · 2284 PF
Michael 2024 · Dallas Socks11-4 · 2140 PF
🍀 Luck index — PF rank vs. actual finish
Positive = finished better than scoring merited (lucky). Negative = big points, poor finish (robbed).
Luckiest
Andrew 2023PF 8th → finished 1st (+7)
Ernie 2022PF 7th → finished 1st (+6)
Alex 2022PF 6th → finished 2nd (+4)
Most robbed
Alex 2023PF 1st → finished 8th (-7)
Michael 2022PF 3rd → finished 8th (-5)
Teddy 2022PF 1st → finished 3rd (-2)
Draft Museum
EPSOFF ARCHIVE
Every pick, 2022–2025. Loyalty, larceny, and the ones that got away.
🧭 Positional tendencies — WR-lean → RB-lean
Andrew
45% WR · 33% RB
Alex
44% WR · 32% RB
Pat
43% WR · 27% RB
Teddy
43% WR · 31% RB
Logan
41% WR · 41% RB
Louis
41% WR · 31% RB
Natchez
39% WR · 31% RB
Jerome
37% WR · 35% RB
Michael
37% WR · 39% RB
Ernie
35% WR · 35% RB
Share of skill picks (QB/RB/WR/TE) across 4 drafts. Blue = WR, green = RB.
🎯 Draft eye — keeper-worthy players drafted
A "hit" = a player you drafted who was kept the next year (by anyone). Keeper-based proxy, not points.
Logan3 hits · 2 kept · 1 lost · steal: R10 Xavier Worthy
Andrew2 hits · 2 kept · 0 lost · steal: R11 Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Louis2 hits · 2 kept · 0 lost · steal: R6 George Kittle
Teddy2 hits · 1 kept · 1 lost · steal: R14 Ladd McConkey
Alex1 hit · 1 kept · 0 lost · steal: R2 Garrett Wilson
Michael1 hit · 1 kept · 0 lost · steal: R10 Brock Bowers
Jerome1 hit · 1 kept · 0 lost · steal: R6 Malik Nabers
Pat1 hit · 1 kept · 0 lost · steal: R2 CeeDee Lamb
Natchez1 hit · 1 kept · 0 lost · steal: R1 Ja'Marr Chase
Ernie0 hits · 0 kept · 0 lost
👑 Loyalty kings — same manager, same player, 3+ years
Louis → Josh Allen4× · 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
Teddy → Patrick Mahomes4× · 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
Teddy → Harrison Butker4× · 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
🧳 Keeper journeys — where each keeper came from
Alex kept Chuba Hubbard (2025, R10)off waivers
Undrafted in 2024 — a free find turned keeper.
Andrew kept Jaxon Smith-Njigba (2025, R8)
Drafted R11 (#101) in 2024 by Andrew — homegrown.
Jerome kept Malik Nabers (2025, R4)
Drafted R6 (#58) in 2024 by Jerome — homegrown.
Logan kept Xavier Worthy (2025, R8)
Drafted R10 (#91) in 2024 by Logan — homegrown.
Louis kept George Kittle (2025, R5)
Drafted R6 (#53) in 2024 by Louis — homegrown.
Michael kept Brock Bowers (2025, R7)
Drafted R10 (#95) in 2024 by Michael — homegrown.
Natchez kept Bucky Irving (2025, R9)off waivers
Undrafted in 2024 — a free find turned keeper.
Pat kept Ladd McConkey (2025, R9)poached
Drafted R14 (#136) by Teddy in 2024, then landed on Pat's roster.
Teddy kept Chase Brown (2025, R6)poached
Drafted R9 (#90) by Logan in 2024, then landed on Teddy's roster.
Alex kept Garrett Wilson (2024, R2)
Drafted R2 (#17) in 2023 by Alex — homegrown.
Andrew kept Amon-Ra St. Brown (2024, R2)
Drafted R2 (#20) in 2023 by Andrew — homegrown.
Jerome kept Puka Nacua (2024, R8)off waivers
Undrafted in 2023 — a free find turned keeper.
Logan kept Tyreek Hill (2024, R1)
Drafted R1 (#8) in 2023 by Logan — homegrown.
Louis kept Josh Allen (2024, R3)
Drafted R1 (#9) in 2023 by Louis — homegrown.
Michael kept Nico Collins (2024, R9)off waivers
Undrafted in 2023 — a free find turned keeper.
Natchez kept Ja'Marr Chase (2024, R1)
Drafted R1 (#3) in 2023 by Natchez — homegrown.
Pat kept CeeDee Lamb (2024, R2)
Drafted R2 (#14) in 2023 by Pat — homegrown.
Teddy kept Breece Hall (2024, R3)
Drafted R5 (#42) in 2023 by Teddy — homegrown.
💰 2026 keeper board — best eligible keep per team
Round surplus = cost round − projected round (higher is better). O-Rank basis; 2025 keepers are ineligible and excluded.
Jerome (Captain Jack)Drake Maye QB · R10 +5
Pat (Big Legs)Travis Etienne Jr. RB · R8 +4
Michael (Dallas Socks)Cam Skattebo RB · R9 +4
Logan (Head Hunch)Quinshon Judkins RB · R10 +4
Teddy (LA Lumberjacks)Javonte Williams RB · R9 +4
Ernie (ErnHolmgren)Rhamondre Stevenson RB · R12 +3
Alex (Lex Needs Top Brother)Harold Fannin Jr. TE · R11 +3
Louis (Ron Mexico)DeVonta Smith WR · R5 +2
Andrew (Ramble On Roseman)Drake London WR · R3 +1
Natchez (Buck my Pukay)Puka Nacua WR · R2 +1
🌐 Well-traveled — drafted by 4+ different managers
A.J. Brown · 4Aaron Jones Sr. · 4Alvin Kamara · 4Cooper Kupp · 4Dallas Goedert · 4Derrick Henry · 4DeVonta Smith · 4Drake London · 4James Conner · 4James Cook III · 4Jonathan Taylor · 4Josh Jacobs · 4Michael Pittman Jr. · 4Mike Evans · 4Nick Chubb · 4Saquon Barkley · 4Stefon Diggs · 4Terry McLaurin · 4
Perennials (drafted every single year): A.J. Brown, Aaron Jones Sr., Alvin Kamara, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Austin Ekeler, Brandon Aiyuk, Breece Hall, CeeDee Lamb, Chris Godwin Jr., Chris Olave, Christian McCaffrey, Cooper Kupp, Courtland Sutton, D'Andre Swift, DJ Moore, DK Metcalf, Dallas Goedert, Davante Adams, David Montgomery, David Njoku, DeVonta Smith, Deebo Samuel, Derrick Henry, Drake London, George Kittle, Harrison Butker, Ja'Marr Chase, Jalen Hurts, James Conner, James Cook III, Javonte Williams, Jaylen Waddle, Joe Burrow, Joe Mixon, Jonathan Taylor, Josh Allen, Josh Jacobs, Justin Jefferson, Kyle Pitts Sr., Lamar Jackson, Michael Pittman Jr., Mike Evans, Nick Chubb, Patrick Mahomes, Saquon Barkley, Stefon Diggs, T.J. Hockenson, Tee Higgins, Terry McLaurin, Tony Pollard, Travis Etienne Jr., Travis Kelce, Tyler Bass, Tyreek Hill.
🧬 Manager DNA
Alex52 career picks
🧬 44% WR · 16 RB / 22 WR / 7 QB / 5 TE / 2 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Christian McCaffrey (2× · 2023, 2025)
★ Kept Chuba Hubbard (2025, R10) — off waivers
★ Kept Garrett Wilson (2024, R2) — drafted R2 the year before
Teddy53 career picks
🧬 43% WR · 15 RB / 21 WR / 6 QB / 7 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Patrick Mahomes (4× · 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025)
👑 Loyalty streak: Patrick Mahomes — 4 years
★ Kept Chase Brown (2025, R6) — drafted R9 the year before
★ Kept Breece Hall (2024, R3) — drafted R5 the year before
💔 Drafted Ladd McConkey in 2024, Pat kept him
Michael53 career picks
🧬 39% RB · 19 RB / 18 WR / 6 QB / 6 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: D'Andre Swift (2× · 2024, 2025)
★ Kept Brock Bowers (2025, R7) — drafted R10 the year before
★ Kept Nico Collins (2024, R9) — off waivers
Jerome54 career picks
🧬 37% WR · 18 RB / 19 WR / 7 QB / 7 TE / 3 K / 3 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Malik Nabers (2× · 2024, 2025)
★ Kept Malik Nabers (2025, R4) — drafted R6 the year before
★ Kept Puka Nacua (2024, R8) — off waivers
Andrew53 career picks
🧬 45% WR · 16 RB / 22 WR / 7 QB / 4 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: David Montgomery (2× · 2024, 2025)
★ Kept Jaxon Smith-Njigba (2025, R8) — drafted R11 the year before
★ Kept Amon-Ra St. Brown (2024, R2) — drafted R2 the year before
Pat53 career picks
🧬 43% WR · 13 RB / 21 WR / 8 QB / 7 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Lamar Jackson (2× · 2024, 2025)
★ Kept Ladd McConkey (2025, R9) — drafted R14 the year before
★ Kept CeeDee Lamb (2024, R2) — drafted R2 the year before
Natchez54 career picks
🧬 39% WR · 16 RB / 20 WR / 7 QB / 8 TE / 3 K / 3 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Sam LaPorta (2× · 2023, 2025)
★ Kept Bucky Irving (2025, R9) — off waivers
★ Kept Ja'Marr Chase (2024, R1) — drafted R1 the year before
Ernie52 career picks
🧬 35% RB · 17 RB / 17 WR / 7 QB / 7 TE / 4 K / 5 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Jaylen Waddle (2× · 2023, 2025)
Louis53 career picks
🧬 41% WR · 15 RB / 20 WR / 9 QB / 5 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Josh Allen (4× · 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025)
👑 Loyalty streak: Josh Allen — 4 years
★ Kept George Kittle (2025, R5) — drafted R6 the year before
★ Kept Josh Allen (2024, R3) — drafted R1 the year before
Logan53 career picks
🧬 41% RB · 20 RB / 20 WR / 4 QB / 5 TE / 4 K / 4 DEF
💙 Comfort pick: Marvin Harrison Jr. (2× · 2024, 2025)
★ Kept Xavier Worthy (2025, R8) — drafted R10 the year before
★ Kept Tyreek Hill (2024, R1) — drafted R1 the year before
💔 Drafted Chase Brown in 2024, Teddy kept him
Wheeling & Dealing
TRANSACTIONS
Every trade and contested waiver, 2022–2025.
🔀 Trade partners — who deals with who (29 trades, 2022–2025)
Jerome ↔ Pat5 trades
Alex ↔ Ernie3 trades
Alex ↔ Pat3 trades
Alex ↔ Jerome3 trades
Jerome ↔ Michael3 trades
Alex ↔ Michael2 trades
Alex ↔ Natchez2 trades
Alex ↔ Andrew1 trade
Ernie ↔ Natchez1 trade
Ernie ↔ Jerome1 trade
Jerome ↔ Natchez1 trade
Jerome ↔ Louis1 trade
Logan ↔ Natchez1 trade
Louis ↔ Michael1 trade
Natchez ↔ Teddy1 trade
Jerome · 14Alex · 14Pat · 8Michael · 6Natchez · 6Ernie · 5Louis · 2Logan · 1Andrew · 1Teddy · 1
📜 Trade log (29)
2025 · Oct 8
Jerome got Rome Odunze
Pat got Travis Etienne Jr.
2025 · Sep 30
Ernie got Davante Adams, Jake Ferguson
Alex got Jaylen Waddle, J.K. Dobbins, Tucker Kraft
2025 · Sep 30
Jerome got Stefon Diggs
Michael got A.J. Brown
2025 · Sep 20
Pat got Kyren Williams
Jerome got Ashton Jeanty
2025 · Sep 20
Pat got DK Metcalf, Chuba Hubbard, Deebo Samuel
Alex got Breece Hall, Nico Collins
2024 · Nov 13
Ernie got CeeDee Lamb
Alex got Courtland Sutton
2024 · Nov 13
Jerome got Ricky Pearsall, T.J. Hockenson
Alex got Cedric Tillman, Jauan Jennings
2024 · Oct 30
Pat got Diontae Johnson, Tee Higgins
Alex got Deebo Samuel, Kareem Hunt
2024 · Oct 23
Ernie got Cooper Kupp, Tony Pollard, Drake London
Natchez got Saquon Barkley
2024 · Oct 15
Pat got Rhamondre Stevenson, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Deebo Samuel
Alex got Chuba Hubbard, Jauan Jennings, CeeDee Lamb
2024 · Oct 8
Natchez got Kyler Murray
Jerome got Josh Jacobs
2024 · Oct 8
Alex got Travis Etienne Jr., T.J. Hockenson, Diontae Johnson
Jerome got Bijan Robinson
2023 · Nov 6
Louis got Tyler Lockett
Michael got Jake Ferguson
2023 · Oct 14
Logan got Mark Andrews, Calvin Ridley
Natchez got Kenneth Walker III
2023 · Sep 26
Ernie got Raheem Mostert, DeVonta Smith
Alex got Jaylen Waddle, Jonathan Taylor
2023 · Sep 26
Jerome got Kyren Williams
Alex got Tee Higgins
2023 · Sep 20
Jerome got Brian Robinson
Michael got Nico Collins, Jerome Ford
2023 · Sep 20
Michael got Justin Herbert, Dallas Goedert
Alex got George Kittle, Tua Tagovailoa, Kyren Williams
2023 · Sep 2
Louis got Stefon Diggs, Rhamondre Stevenson
Jerome got Tee Higgins, Bijan Robinson
2022 · Nov 14
Alex got Jimmy Garoppolo
Michael got Kareem Hunt
2022 · Nov 10
Alex got DK Metcalf
Andrew got Ja'Marr Chase
2022 · Nov 8
Natchez got Davante Adams
Alex got Derrick Henry, Jerry Jeudy
2022 · Nov 4
Natchez got Raheem Mostert, Drake London
Teddy got Jamaal Williams
2022 · Nov 1
Ernie got Cowboys DEF, Tyler Higbee
Jerome got Dameon Pierce
2022 · Oct 29
Pat got Rhamondre Stevenson
Jerome got Deebo Samuel
2022 · Oct 18
Jerome got Gerald Everett, Jonathan Taylor
Michael got Dallas Goedert, Joe Mixon
2022 · Oct 15
Natchez got Tyler Higbee
Alex got Kareem Hunt
2022 · Oct 14
Pat got Hunter Renfrow
Jerome got Rhamondre Stevenson
2022 · Oct 11
Pat got Rhamondre Stevenson
Jerome got Hunter Renfrow
🎯 Waiver wars — contested-claim record (50 battles, 2022–2025)
Michael8W · 6L
Jerome8W · 12L
Andrew7W · 1L
Natchez6W · 13L
Pat5W · 7L
Teddy5W · 7L
Logan5W · 9L
Louis3W · 4L
Alex3W · 8L
Ernie0W · 1L
Most fought-over pickups
Trey Benson (2025) — 5 bidders, won by Natchez
Tyrone Tracy Jr. (2025) — 4 bidders, won by Michael
Isaac Guerendo (2024) — 4 bidders, won by Andrew
Isaiah Likely (2024) — 4 bidders, won by Andrew
Broncos DEF (2025) — 3 bidders, won by Michael
Priority league — winner + losing bidders per contested claim. Uncontested adds not shown.